p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: please just let me read the rest of what you got
halobender007: ...I'll think about it. *Jeopardy theme song plays*
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: ....
halobender007: *still playing*
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: ...
halobender007: Alex Trebek seems to have put this song on repeat.
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: *pouts*
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: pwease
halobender007: La LA la luh la LA la... la LA luh la LA! Lalalalala...
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: come on bendy
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: why cant I?
halobender007: I get so bored at work that I've actually started pacing; I've practically worn a groove through the floor.
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: changing the subject
halobender007: Sylvester: Shut up and mind your own buis-WHOOPS! *falls through floor* I love that Looney Toons episode. One of my favorites.
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: *jumps on Bender*
halobender007: Had the Alfred Hitchcock spoof, and Sylvester threw a brick at the shadow, and it grew a lump...
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: ppllleeeeaaaasssssseeeee
halobender007: But the funniest part was Sylvester smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee. They cut that part out. And the part where he was eating sleeping pills by the handful.
halobender007: Bad influence on kids. I did that once, with vitamins.
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: bendy
halobender007: I pretended I was Sylvester and ate the whole bottle of Flintstones.
p*e*o*a*i*d*l*: BENDY
halobender007: I probably had enough iron in my body to magnetize me.

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